WARNING!!!
THIS IS NOT SPLIT-PEA SOUP


this is the second day this week i have been disappointed with some of the food here at work. we have a huge cafeteria that serves everything from hamburgers, pizza, mexican food, chinese food, salad, soup... you name it, they have it. well today i saw that one of the soups-of-the day was split-pea, which is my all time favorite soup... wait a minute.. my ALL TIME FAVORITE FOOD! some people think that is strange, but i love the stuff, and i have converted many others to love it as well. anyways, today i went down to get a bowl of the cafeteria's tasty soup, but when i got there to check it out, it wasn't split pea soup. it was some kind of cream of split-pea soup, the kind that gives split pea soup a bad name. Imagine cream of broccoli, but instead of broccoli there are peas in it. sick. well i took one wif of that and decided to get a burrito instead.

crack attack!


man. last night i had a dream that i smoked crack. i can remember getting scared that i'd become addicted, but figured "hey why not give it a try anyway?". i think i woke up right after my first hit so i can't tell you if it was any good or not.

WARNING!!!
THESE ARE NOT DOUGHNUTS!!!!


sick dude! this morning when i came into work, it looked like someone brought in what looked like homemade doughnuts. now i'm a sucker for free food, so i figured "hey, why not!" and took one back to my desk along with my coffee. i sat down, took a bite....

YUCKKK!

man. this was no doughnut. it was flavorless, greasy and was filled with cream cheese. man i had to spit that shit out.

orginizized

so yeah. i'm trying to get organized here. i got stuff scattered everywhere. i live a cluttered lifestyle.

No, seriously. I'm a pretty boring person. But I saw this one brain melt last week and boy was it scientific. This neutral guy was at mo' betta meaty meat burger and he started vaporizing molecules. I was like, 'what the fuck!!! You're vaporizing molecules.' He told me to stop teleporting him. I disinigrated on his shoes.

No, seriously. I'm a pretty funky person. But I saw this one doorknob last week and boy was it ugley. This smelly guy was at taco loco and he started drilling sheep. I was like, 'awww shiiit!!! You're drilling sheep.' He told me to stop pimping him. I chilled on his shoes.




what the hell are you talking about?

i hate when i don't have enough to do while i'm at work. i mean, i feel guilty, and angry at the same time. i went into this field to stimulate my mind. i thought that being a programmer meant that i would constantly be learning something new, like when i was in school. it's almost been a year now, and i've been pretty much doing the same thing since i started (and using knowledge already acquired in school). wasting time, copy and pasting code for a piece of software that i still barely get the concept of. maybe i'm just unaware of what i've absorbed so far. i just feel like there should me more to this. i don’t want to lose my passion for things.

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