out of the office until the beginning of the new year

in case you havent noticed yet.


np: primal scream - "may the sun shine bright for you"

come on man!!!

i'm trying to get this guitar that i won on ebay from some dude who's taking forever to get back to me in email transactions.

me 8:00 am yesterday morning:
"ok, i won this auction. how much is shipping so i can pay you?"
him 8:00 pm last night:
"let me know your shipping adress so i can calculate the cost and give you a grand total"
me 8:00 am today:
"please ship it to..."



...

now i know how people trying to adopt a child feel like.

all signs point to yes

maybe i'm being a bit paranoid, but i'm certain i'm the next to go when "they" decide to lay off more people around here (and i'm sure they will) .

round 4 last week was a little too close for comfort.

any fool can think of words that rhyme


hey, if anyone is interested in starting a Morrissey cover band, please let me know!

that's what i thought


hey all.

i finally fixed my archives (so you can get a complete picture of my uneventful life if you'd like).

top five things this week:

1. not getting laid off
2. niki not getting laid off
3. m.c. mabon (welsh dude)
4. the frenchmen
5. running 6 miles in under an hour

Ringy Dingy.




So I was thinking that my guitar is boring. And if anyone who wanted to be so inclined to give me one for whatever reason, that they might have the fine taste to pick out something unique. Not like a macaroni necklace, though one would not be refused, but something like that pictured above. Or below.







Or below that. (in a different color, of course)





I mean, it could be very possible that I'm dying of a disease, who's only cure is a fancy guitar from Guitar Center in a size 6 1/2.

MOVIE REIVEWS BY LEON

8 mile
staring Marshal Mathers as MC DJ Bunny Rabbit
movie rating **** out of 4 stars

Warning! Spoilers ahead!
One word can sum up Marshal Mathers's (eminem) debut movie performance in this summer's blockbuster "8 Mile": amazing. Mathers plays the controversial role of MC DJ Bunny Rabbit, a poor white homosexual boy trying to make in the black heterosexual man's world of Rap Music. Mathers character pulls on the heartstring of today’s youth as he battles many of the skeletons in his closet: violence, abuse, racism, homophobia as these subjects hit close to home for many of today’s youth.

The story of "8 mile" takes place in a British Columbian suburb where track and field runners reign supreme. MC DJ Bunny Rabbit’s girlfriend has left him for Todd, the popular track and field runner at their high school (played by Rupert Grint) and the only way Rabbit feels he can win her back is by coming in first place in the annual 8-mile triathlon tournament. Rabbit wallows in the misery of losing her until he finds love in the arms of a French exchange student across the street. Mathers's character sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way, he encounters some strange characters, one of which is a cow trained in the martial arts.

A must see for all..

trying out a new commenting service

worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.


more here!

playing with a vengance

''It's nothing against their players, but I just want to beat the dirt out of them every time we play them, just because of the way they treated me. I want to let them know what they're missing out on.''

spamalamadingdong

top 3 spam of the day:


Poets Wanted Amateur Poets - Win $10,000.00
Stop the Pain Don't let pain stop you!
End to Shaving Request More Information

and even though there is a big ass scratch on my car, i present to you...


FRIDAY FI.. er SIX





1 - new jay z song "guns & roses" that samples Cake "arco arena"





2 - run dmc action figures





3 - the chills "secret box" 3 disc set that i downloaded from soulseek





4 - prince "purple rain" the album and song





5 - the bees "sunshine hit me"





six - milt jackson "enchanted lady"

big ass scratch

damn dude. there's a huge scratch on my car door. i've put up with dings and chips here and there, but this one takes the cake.

SHUUUUDUPPPPPPPP!!!


jeez man. i can hear the party going on in the cubicle next to me. sometimes i just want to stand up, peer over the wall and be like "dude, some people actually do work around here, including me sometimes. so please be quiet. thanks!"

todays top 3 daily spams




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i'm falling apart




my feet hurt





i'm developing anterolateral shin splints








and i got to be able to run 6 miles on december 8th


wish me luck!

They're playing our song.



Having gone to 3 weddings in the past three months, I have definitely learned a thing or two. I only hope ours turns out to be fun. How could we loose? We're getting a mariachi band.

can you tell i'm bored at work?

clicky

stupid moron are you getting the lowest rate 3 clicks away

somehow i have been put on someone's SPAM list under a false name. WHO SET ME UP?

jeez!

it is kinda funny though.

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mental note...drummers, 4 hours of boozing it up, and uptight twee-indie-pop fans don't mix.

:-p

RIP



He's the better of the best
best believe he's the baddest
perfect time to cut a rhyme
and I'm a rhymin' apparatus

Lotta guts when he cuts
girls move their butts
his name is Jay
He's here to stay and he must be nuts

His name is Jay here to play
He'll make you say
"God damn that DJ made my day"
Like the butcher
The baker
The candlestick maker
he's a maker a breaker and a title taker

Choose any number over 100

Add 37 to the number, subract 86, then add 3.

Now subtract the result from the original secret number.



























































































































































































































































































































































46

what do vegans eat?



do you eat cheddar?
how about swiss?
no?
swiss isn't real cheese. swiss has nutrients in it that you can't get anywhere else.
how do you get nutrients?
man i couldn't live without cream cheese. i need a big fat juicy bagel and cream cheese at least 5 times a week.

FRIDAY!!!


whooo. the week is almost done.

time to go home and slip into something a bit more comfortable.

floaty mcspaceman




man. i'm so tired. when is this week going to end?


don't mean to whine, but i seem to be stretching myself a bit thin this week. between going to class, being in two bands, working 12 hour shifts, training for a relay marathon, worrying about what to wear at a stupid wedding, visiting relatives out of town, eating, trying to maintain friendships, figuring out what to watch on digital cable, trying to finish reading a book...etc.. i've been having a hard time trying to catch some "z"s

tonight, among other things, my band the frenchmen is going to play a super sloppy set of our songs on kdvs tonight on "live instudio A" at 11pm pst.

yes..11pm...look at the schedual.

i messed up my blog today

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