20050131


If you like pointless blogs, you will LOVE today's entry




The reflection in that picture is William Gibson (hope he doesn't get mad at me for hijacking the image). I didn't even realize he's blogging again (after announcing to the world that if he didn't stop writing online, he wouldn't be able to get his next book done).

A couple years ago, after reading his two classic "trilogys", I found out that he would be finishing up a new book ("Pattern Recognition"). I couldn't wait, and I was able to find a promo copy on eBay. It was pretty good, but not as good as some of his older material, but I was stoked none-the-less to have an advanced copy of "Pattern Recognition" and to be able to finish it months before the rest of the nerds could even touch it. When the book finally came out, I found out that Gibson would be holding a Q&A/reading/book signing in Palo Alto, so I took the day off from work and drove down to the bay to see the living legend and to have my book signed.

He was speaking at this tiny bookstore (no bigger than Time Tested Books), read a chapter from the new book, and answered a bunch questions. It was great. After that, everyone got in line to have Willie G sign there brand new hard-covered copies of the new book. He gave everybody a "thanks", a smile and signed their books, until I walked up with my paperback promo version, where he just kind of gave me a "hope you make a lot on eBay with this" look and hastily scribbled his name on the inside cover. Oh well. I guess he hates me now.

I still have it, and I plan on keeping it. Maybe my great great grandchildren will be hard up for drug money one day and sell it.

20050128


puppies never flake on you










20050127


I'm a computer nerd, so what?



Anyhow...

I've been really annoyed with movies lately. For some reason, the movies I've been catching up with on DVD that are supposed to be "great" have been letting me down, amounting to nothing more than dull characters, cliche' story lines and television like cinematics. I'll start my tirade today with one I saw recently (warning, I may spoil it for you if you haven't seen it yet, even though the plot is as predictable as any bad TV show...I even found myself saying the next line before the characters in the movie.)

< tirade >
So what's the big deal with the movie "Garden State"?

I finally saw it and for the life of me can't see at all why this movie is supposed to be so great. It was more like an after school special edition of "Scrubs" where Scrubs guy (playing an unconvincing recovering prescription drug addict) goes home, but instead of John Ritter, his dad is now some old dude. He meets some annoying girl who likes The Shins, so they play a lot of Shins songs in the movie during the montage sequences. For some reason he falls in love with her, but can't stand his small NJ town and all his annoying, dead end friends and lame dad, since he's now some actor in LA. He decides to go home and leave his annoying girlfriend behind, but at the last minute, right when you think he's gone and left her on a flight home, he appears in the airport all "I love you...whah whah..gimme a big smooch!" and it ends.

Horrible.

< /tirade >

ok ok ok


Anyone can comment on my blog now.

20050126


cartoons have been gay for over half a century



http://www.robotjohnny.com/archives/2005/01/what_a_drag.php

20050123



Kip
Kip Dynamite
(Please rate my quiz)


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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20050121


I hope you are wearing headphones right about now



two great songs at once!


np: "Tally Ho" - The Clean

20050120


puppycam




It's up!

Click here to begin.

let me know If there are any problems. I may squash the screen resize thing since you might be viewing this in your firefox tabbed browser (as you should). I recommend opening it in a new window by itself.

20050118


Things I like to do when I'm bored at work




  • try to find obscure pictures with google
  • write on this blog
  • read a friend's and/or an acquaintance's blog
  • leave sarcastic comments on people's blogs
  • look at negative feedback on eBay and see what was bought that produced such anger
  • chat on IM
  • log on to my home computer remotely and DL mp3s
  • listen to music
  • read articles
  • read email
  • read the 1 star Amazon reviews of books I like
  • shoot some hoops
  • get up and shoot the shit with co-workers
  • do actual work
  • leave early



coming soon.... PUPPY CAM!!!

Intern...hook this up and make me a latte.



I saw The Life Aquatic AGAIN, and I got to disagree with people saying it isn't up to par with the other Wes Anderson movies. I thought it was great...as great as Royal T. and those other trendy ass movies.

whatever...

Somewhat true, but I've learned to appreciate this quality.







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20050114


THE FACEANALYZER KNOWZ!!!



You can't deny it.


Take a try and let me know what ya got. Don't hold back (I may already know. Ah...the joys of owning a digital camera.).

20050112


As the world turns...faster!!!



Maybe this is why we are having weird weather and why time seems to fly by quicker than usual (by 2.68 microseconds per day, to be exact)

20050110


I'm surprised he even made the list at all



America's most irrelevant comedian is mad that he's #100 on the top 100 comedians of all time.

He should be happy. Coming in last is better than not coming at all....








THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!


badaBOOMbadaBING!!!!

But seriously folks...

20050106


I don't mean to brag. I don't mean to boast...


I've eaten 31 of the top 50 things everyone should try a bite of in their lifetime.

Not that I have enjoyed them all (i.e. chowda).


Follow Up:

These are the things I haven't and probably will never eat ever ever (except maybe cream tea, whatever that is):

11. Moreton Bay Bugs
19. Cream tea
20. Alligator
21. Oysters
22. Kangaroo
31. Venison
32. Guinea pig
33. Shark
36. Barramundi
37. Reindeer
40. Australian meat pie
43. Octopus
47. Jerk chicken/pork
48. Haggis
49. Caviar (unless you count those eggs they put on sushi...roe?)