i'm so glad i watched the mtv music video awards last night

(madonna and britney sitting in a tree...)
even better!

(madonna and christina arugula sitting in a tree...)


favorite moments:

kelly osbourn and avril lavign presenting a lifetime achievement award to duran duran, kelly blatantly making fun of avril by pronouncing duran duran incorrectly and not letting her get a word in edgwise. bye bye avril, your 15 minutes are over (allthough kelly o. is at about 14:50, but her dad's fame might prolong it to a full half hour)

chris rock- "proof that rap-metal is really just arfirmative action for white people...here is fred durst to present an award!"

after 50 cent and snoop dogg preform P.I.M.P., strutting around the stage in pimp threads surrounded by a bunch of hoes:

chris rock - "it was exactly 40 years ago to this day that that martin luther king gave his 'i have a dream' speech. looks like the dream came true!"

lupe and lupe jr.!!!


funny, yet kind of disturbing...

jeeezuz krist folks

(goerie.com)

One free doughnut, shame on you. Two free doughnuts, shame on me

it's just a doughnut. i don't get it



via fark.com

(Oregon Live)

Figuring that the huge crowd of gigantic asses would cause a traffic jam, Ore. police are closing down a strech of road for the grand opening of a Krispy Kreme donut shop

(Click on Detroit.com)

Krispy Kreme truck stolen, held for ransom

here we go again!




a lot of finger pointing goin' on

what's theah? nuthing's theah?



i always thought my grandma kinda looks like Dr. Who

lunchtime!!!

whoo two postings in one day!



i've had to resort to ear plugs at work to block out the sound. jeezus.

stubborn and moody...a bad analogy



if possible, i'd like to rewrite the story of snow white, this time with two additional dwarfs.

Stubborn is the closed minded one who makes up his mind before giving anything a chance, and only likes things one way, his way, even though he puts in the occasional "but it's up to everyone else as well" when making a group decision with the other dwarfs.

Moody is happy and engergetic one moment, sulking and pouting the next minute for no apparent reason, usually triggered by critisism from any of the other dwarfs about his mining technics. They are just trying to help him out afterall.

tune in to KDVS tonight. i will be hosting a show and playing music from 8-10pm PST

finally, i can understand what those rap guys are talking about yo

fo' shizzle my nizzle

man. this is some funny stuff